Watford Area Arts Forum Literature
Competition 2017 RESULTS
Caution: Do Not Feed The Animals - Gary McLaren
My Daddy is the worst Magician in the world. Whenever he does a magic trick, it always goes horribly wrong.
He once tried to make Buckingham Palace disappear and all that happened is that the Queen turned into a ferret for three days. Then there was the time he tried to make Grandad's car change colour and all that happened is that the car turned into a helicopter.
So when I asked for something different for my school packed lunch, he said 'no problem, I'll just magic something up.' So I said 'Daddy, please please do not, use magic.' But Daddy didn't listen.
When the time came to open my lunch box, it was empty. Lunch boxes without anything in them are against the school rules and the lunchtime supervisor, Miss Tibbs was really annoyed. But she was more annoyed with the fact that one elephant, one lion, one crocodile and two hyenas had suddenly appeared in the dining hall.
Now wild animals on school premises are against the school rules. Miss Tibbs told the animals they were very naughty and would be sent to the Headmaster. Miss Tibbs got even more angry with the hyenas who would not stop laughing and Miss Tibbs does not allow happiness during the lunch hour.
The crocodile decided to eat all the children's packed lunches and Miss Tibbs was really annoyed. But she was more annoyed with the fact the crocodile had eaten Mr Jones, the school caretaker who was just sweeping the floor.
The lion burst into the Headmaster's office without knocking. The Headmaster, Mr Williams was having a very important meeting with a school inspector. It was most unfortunate that the school inspector was bending over to pick up his pen as the lion burst in. The hospital says the school inspector’s bottom will never be the same again. Bottom biting is against school rules and Mr Williams gave the crocodile double homework.
The elephant sat on every chair in the school and had broken them all. Breaking school property is against the school rules and Mr Hills, the deputy Headmaster was really annoyed and told the elephant to get some glue and repair all the chairs. But Mr Hills was more annoyed with the fact that the elephant had sat on one of the cars in the car park. It was most unfortunate the car belonged to the school inspector.
At the end of the day, the elephant, lion, crocodile and the two hyenas apologised to all the children and teachers for any problems they had caused. They also asked for the directions to the nearest zoo.
When Daddy got home, he asked if I had enjoyed the mini animal fairy cakes in my lunch box, so I told him 'you really are the worst Magician in the world, but you are the best Daddy in the whole universe.'
The Quickening - Louise Broadbent
Blinking against the steady drizzle, Alison shifted to get a better view between the black chimney-like hats. As late as 1664 and they'd never hanged a witch in her village before. They'd never even tried one, but the wise-woman had floated.
Hands bound before her, the woman scanned the crowd from atop the stool. Suddenly her eyes locked on Alison's. She smiled, revealing her few rotten teeth. Unable to look away, all awareness of her surroundings faded, replaced by memories of her last visit...
* * *
'Oh it's you. Well, what is it? Another love potion, perhaps?'
Alison glanced behind her at the empty moor, then pushed into the wise-woman's home. Smoke from the crackling fire failed to cover the other strange smells. Plants, dead animals and who knew what else. She turned to the woman.
'That potion didn't work. I want my money back.'
The woman ran her eyes over Alison. 'Or perhaps it worked too well, but not in the way you wanted.'
'Your money won't help you. But I can.'
'I don't need your help.'
'No? You know they hang girls like you for killing their bastards.'
Fear gripped Alison's throat, stopping her breath.
The woman sighed then turned her back, busying herself with something.
'What are you–?'
'No sense bringing it into this world only to snuff it out, again. You need to be rid of it.' She ripped out some herbs and tossed them into a mortar then ground them with the pestle. 'Call me a witch, but they still come for my help,' she muttered.
'I didn't come here for–.'
'I know what you came here for, Girl. You're not the first and you won't be the last.'
Alison stared at the old woman's knobbly back, her body swaying with the strong, practised movement of her arm. Again, she felt the quickening. Despair at her situation threatened to overpower her.
'I...I won't pay. It's your fault, he–.'
'Won't pay?' The woman straightened and turned, her face terrible.
Alison backed away. 'It...it's your fault. He...That potion you gave me. He...'
The woman's hard eyes held Alison's for what felt like an eternity. Suddenly, she softened. 'He hurt you, didn't he, my child?' She shook her head. 'I am sorry, but it isn't my fault. Love potions don't do anything, to tell the truth.'
'But you sold it to me.'
The woman shrugged. 'Have to make a living, don't I? Especially as I don't charge to help girls out of situations like yours.'
'You heard me. Now sit there and let me finish.'
* * *
Even as the stool was kicked from beneath her feet , the woman continued to smile at Alison, and in that moment, she knew why.
It had been many months since she'd used the potion and passed that curse in a night of blood and pain, but that feeling was unmistakable. The quickening.
Fear gripped her throat. She was with child again.
Harry Porter and the Philosopher’s Throne - Paul White
Harry Porter slammed home the bolt of the toilet cubicle door and clutching the rabbit tightly to his chest sat down heavily on the cold, white porcelain.
‘Philistines,’ he muttered, ‘they wouldn’t know a decent magic act if it jumped up and sawed them in half.’ The two white doves perched on his shoulder cooed enthusiastically in agreement. ‘I mean, where else would I produce a rabbit from? I’m a magician, magicians produce rabbits from top hats, it’s what we do. Physically impossible to do what that woman at the front suggested anyway.’ He dabbed tissue at the countless ketchup stains on his cape. ‘And who in their right mind sees a drunk, volatile crowd and thinks, I know, I’ll give them free chips. I’ll arm them with hundreds of greasy missiles plus condiments so they can give a valid critique of every act.’ Buck the rabbit shifted uncomfortably as Harry’s grip grew ever tighter around his neck. ‘I just can’t believe it’s come to this, from second billing at St Albans Arena to the toilets of the Grimsden Working Men’s Club – the ‘Dignitas’ of the variety entertainment world.’
The creak of the Gents door opening broke his concentration and Buck gratefully gulped down his first oxygen in over thirty seconds. Heavy footsteps approached the cubicle, followed by a gruff, female voice calling out from under the door.
‘Harry, love, you in there? It’s me, Bianca, I’ve got your money.’ Harry quickly composed himself.
‘Er… yeh, Bianca, sorry about leaving the stage early, but…’
‘Ah, don’t worry about it, love, these things happen, I’ve knocked twenty quid off your fee anyway.’ Three ten pound notes slid into view under the cubicle door. ‘While we’re talking about your act, Harry, the committee have been chatting and… well… they think that maybe it’s time that we … um … call it a day. They want someone a bit edgier.’
‘Edgier?’ Harry repeated
‘Yeh, you know,’ Bianca continued, ‘like that young magician off the tele, the one with the big hands. He made a herd of buffalo disappear last week.’
‘Not for thirty quid he didn’t.’
‘You know what I mean,’ Bianca said, her face appearing through a cloud of cigarette smoke at the bottom of the cubicle door. ‘These days the punters want excitement, Harry, rabbits in hats and wand waving, it’s all too old school, nobody believes in it anymore, nobody believes in you anymore Harry. Sorry, but, if you’ll excuse the pun, when the magic’s gone the magic’s gone.’ And with a throaty cough and a creak of the Gents door, so was Bianca.
It was several minutes before Harry stepped from the toilet cubicle. When he finally did it was with a defiant swirl of his ketchup-splattered cape and a fixed, unnerving smile.
‘So,’ he said, slowly raising his hands as a thousand golden needles arced from his fingertips and danced across the grubby, tiled walls, ‘the committee want edgy, do they?’ Buck the rabbit gulped again.
The Elixir of life - David Elliott
Before Boudicca, Brutus of Troy the eponymous King of Britain took as his wife the beautiful Water-Nymph Thame. They had three daughters, all born Naiads - true Water Goddesses.
As they came of age each were married, as tradition demanded, to a sacred spring beyond the deep ford in the north of their Father’s lands. The eldest Watta, on her wedding-day, crossed the ford and made home in an enchanted chalk cave. From here, her nuptial spring flowed into a natural hollow; the pond around which Watford grew.
Naiads especially favour the young and Watta, no exception, loves to confer her beatitudes and life affirming waters upon their rights of passage. Through the springs, a conduit flows between the siblings; Vera with the Roman camp to cherish and Ricci with her Three-Rivers. They oft speak; on how to protect and keep their catchment pure.
Always a running battle keeping up with Mother-Nature’s own foibles, Watta now had to contend with Watford’s printing and brewing trades. All-consuming they guzzled vast quantities of her untainted water; now premium amongst the induced industrial effluent and cholera. Her sisters urge her to morph from Goddess to eco-warrior. Time to clean up; set the residents straight. Time to enchant.
No toil and trouble, she knows what’s urgently required. A potion of magical cleansing properties made on Walpurgis-night. When applied on Mayday; guaranteed to restore vitality.
Watta knows exactly where to gather the enchanted ingredients. A peppery twist of watercress from Cashio, the whipped scent of Bluebells from the Dell-wood, a mushroom from beneath the Rookery Willows, a fig from the churchyard, berries from the Hollywell and a lutrine hair from a fisher of the Otterspool. As eldest, her mother had taught her and her alone, the secrets of the Elixir of life.
Now the Elixir is potent. Its constituents are blended, bought to a simmer; steeped. Then with an incantation passed from Dionysus, Watta sanctifies it before the innocents threading the Maypole. A single drop enthrals the whole year. Her only misfortune? When floods destroyed the watercress crop. To her horror, the borough rioted at the cancellation of the Kings Coronation. No Elixir - no panacea for civil-unrest or royal appendicitis.
Watta, endeavours to spread the Elixir equally. She used to sprinkle it beneath the feet of the Morris-men as they danced through Town, then mist it across the ink to keep the presses rolling smoothly. To consecrate the hops and barley, she’d dab Elixir behind the brewers’ ears. Hey-presto; Beer better than any from Burton!
Now Watta to this day still dances Intu Watford to meet her Beau, who shall-be-forever-known-as Harlequin. Catch their misty chequers transcend the propped-up façade of Charter Place. Here they rave the night away. For continuity, they bury a bio-degradable phial of Elixir deep in the new foundations and await the vibrant return of her youth to her town-centre. This tincture, effervescent, transcendent through the chalk, a spring of enlightenment.
The Elixir of Life.
The Witchfinder - Cynthia Marsh
The Innkeeper watched the man at the table as he scratched away at the parchment in the flickering candlelight.
He covered many sheets with his spidery script, only calling out when he needed water or a knife to sharpen his quill.
Making records of his latest interrogations no doubt, the Innkeeper thought as he clenched his fists.
The man allowed no other customers to enter. In a small room at the back, his assistant guarded the young woman they arrested earlier that day.
The Innkeeper was powerless as they dragged her through the tap room, even though her terrified eyes begged for his help. The afternoon hours passed slowly. He tried to drown out her screams as they put her to the question. He knew nightfall would bring no relief to the girl. They would force her to stay awake; do anything to make her confess.
He walked over to the table to collect the plate containing the remains of the man’s frugal meal.
‘I hate magic,’ the man announced. ‘I will root out witches wherever I find them. They must all be destroyed. Do you agree with me?’
The man’s eyes flared with cold hatred as he stared at the Innkeeper.
‘It’s not for the likes of me to say, I leave that to my betters. Let me fetch you a posset; something to warm you before you sleep.’
The Innkeeper went to pour thick amber fluid into his finest goblet.
The man eyed it with suspicion as it was set before him.
‘I will have no truck with herbs or potions,’ he growled. ‘They are Satan’s work.’
‘This is only the local mead; famous hereabouts.’
‘I have burned three hundred witches in my efforts to cleanse this land. If you are lying to me, you will soon be among them.’
He took a first cautious sip, then gulped the rest.
The man resumed writing. He ignored the soft plop as a glowing ember rolled out of the fire. He only turned when he heard the crackle of flames. His eyes widened as he saw a fiery path rumble towards him over the flagstones.
‘Innkeeper, douse this fire,’ he ordered.
The Innkeeper did not move from behind the bar.
The flames spread into a circle around the man’s table.
‘This is not a natural, this is sorcery,’ he screamed, unable to jump from his chair and escape.
The Innkeeper walked over and raised his hand.
‘You have persecuted too many innocents these past years, Witchfinder. Now it is your turn to burn.’
He dropped his hand and the flames roared up to engulf the man. He writhed and kicked, but could not break free of his fiery hell.
The next morning, the bravest of the villagers pushed the Inn door open. They found the blackened corpse, still sat at his table. His assistant lay strangled in the back room. Of the Innkeeper and the girl there was no sign. They were never seen again.
Wounds of the Fisher King - Cynthia Marsh
The railing was all that was between me and the river below.
How many times had I stood here? Tried to get up the nerve to jump? Something always stopped me. A glimmer of hope, a pang of guilt, or cowardice? I wanted out, but I didn’t want it to hurt.
As pulled off my jacket, something fell. It was my watch. I saw metal flash as it tumbled in a lazy spiral towards the water. I leaned over to catch it and lost my balance. I fell through cold air; my choice made for me.
I tensed for the painful impact; freezing water and a struggle to breathe, but there was nothing.
It was the cold of the granite floor that woke me. I pushed myself up and looked around the vast chamber. It was empty apart from a carved wooden throne and a small table with a plain gold chalice and a short dagger laid on it. Sat on the throne was a wizened old man wrapped in a shabby crimson cloak, with the jewelled crown of a king on his matted grey hair.
I stumbled to my feet. He looked at me with weary contempt.
‘So, they have sent you to the Hall of the Fisher King? What makes you think you can heal me?’
As the old man spoke, he pulled his cloak aside to reveal a torn linen robe stained with blood from wounds to his side and groin.
‘They never stop bleeding. They have drained my strength and blighted my kingdom.’
I opened and closed my mouth like a confused goldfish. What was I supposed to say? Was I dead or dreaming?
‘Another idiot,’ the old man groaned. ‘The choice is simple. Do you give me to drink from the cup of life or kill me with the dagger?’
‘And you’re asking someone who fell off a bridge while deciding on whether to commit suicide? I wanted to be dead by now. My pain over.’
‘What do you know about suffering? I have lived with my wounds for over a thousand years,’ the Fisher King cried. ‘No crops grow; no life will come back to this kingdom unless you make the right choice. Hundreds have come before you. They all failed.’
I looked at the objects on the table, thinking the decision was simple. Then I turned to the old man. I saw pleading in his eyes. I knew what I had to do.
I grabbed the dagger from the table and, before I could hesitate, I plunged it into his heart.
‘Thank you,’ he said as his eyes closed for the last time.
As I pulled the knife out, drops of blood splashed on the floor. As they hit the smooth granite, green shoots and foliage exploded from the ruby warmth to fill the room. The kingdom was alive again.
Time to make another choice. Third time lucky? I picked up the cup of life and drank.
WHITE BIRDS - Shane Dempsey
Augustus Quillion sighed with irritation as he spotted his son, supposedly safely below decks, squatting down between the mast and the forward hatch, playing with the wooden animals his mother had given him before they set sail. Quillion bitterly regretted his decision to take the boy on what should have been a simple diplomatic mission that had become a race for their lives as they were now being pursued by a trio of corsair ships.
Since the black sails appeared on the horizon, silhouetted against the dawn, like motes in a dragon’s eye, Quillion knew that he and the crew of the Seabird would soon have a fight on their hands. The Seabird, although a fine ship, was no match in terms of speed for the smaller corsair vessels. He could see them rise and fall in the swell of the storm that he, Chief Mage to the king, had created to keep them at bay.
Quillion loved his son dearly, but was disappointed by his quiet, self-absorbed nature and his lack of magic. He thought a sea voyage might bring the boy out of himself; give him a spark, but here he was, playing with his toys, unconcerned by the rise and fall of the deck, or the shouts of the crew around him, seemingly oblivious to the danger they all faced and Quillion knew that at the end, he would sweep the decks with fire before he’d let a pirate take his son. So, Augustus Quillion, Kings-Mage and father, walked towards his son’s hiding place and held out his arms.
Suddenly, his world flashed white and he felt himself flying; a sorcerer on one of the pursuing ships, having seen the potential hidden in the boiling clouds used Quillions own lightning against him and the kings-Mage crashed to the deck, unconscious.
He awoke to the sounds of battle, the storm had vanished and now grappling hooks thudded onto the decks; drawing the ships closer. Quillion looked for his son and saw him still playing with his toys; waving a white, wooden bird about his head, then he heard a shout of ‘Oh god the sails!’. He looked up in horror as the sails shredded; breaking up into pieces a yard wide, then swirling away in the wind, as his son danced and twirled beside him. The pieces then transformed into large, white, seabirds, sweeping down, slicing through grapple ropes with their beaks, as he watched, his son swept his toy down , then around, while above him the birds did the same, until all the pirate ropes were cut. Now the ships own ropes unravelled, dancing in the air, like seaweed in a current, the birds flew down, grabbing strands of rope and between them lifted the ship from the water. Quilion wept as he realised the source of the spell, ‘My son’, he whispered ‘My son’, as the ship rose into the clouds and safety.
Eiris - Angela Williams
The sky was a clear bright blue and the sun smiled warmly at us as we played. We ran from tree to tree picking the bluebells and knocking on all the barks until we came to Eiris the witch’s tree. Her tree stood alone. It was large and foreboding. The bark was a sickly grey instead of brown. All the other trees in the wood were dressed in a gown of green leaves except for hers. It was said that she was guardian of the woods and protected all the plants and animals there. If someone picked a flower she would hear it scream and feel its pain. The ground would lift and her tree would rise as she bellowed in anger and cast her spell on the grounds below. It was said she was responsible for the great floods of the noughties.
“Go on” Jim said. “I dare you to knock on her tree and tell her that you have picked her bluebells” I proceeded to shout. “The flowers don’t belong to you anyway you silly old hag”. We ran from the woods, down the mountain side towards the river. It looked very angry; we crossed the river and ran home as fast as we could under the angry grey sky which was turning darker by the second.
I cowered under my bed clothes as I listened to the roaring thunder and watched the sheets of yellow from the lashes of the witch’s whip. Eiris had set fire to the mountain and the sky. It gave an eerie red glow as it burnt. I wished I had not taunted her or picked her bluebells; how could I explain to everyone, that this was all my fault?
The next morning I rose full of fear and trepidation of what the day would bring; my parents seemed oblivious to the events of the night before and greeted me in their usual jovial manner. I ran out of the door grabbing the bluebells from the vase, as I went; I had to calm Eiris down before she burnt everything in sight. The thick grey smoke was everywhere. I made my way up to the woods where the angry river nearly swallowed me as I crossed it. Eiris could be hiding anywhere in this thick fog. I was feeling really scared. What if she jumped out and cast a spell on me or took me in her tree and never let me out again?
I slowly crept towards her tree and placed the bluebells back in the ground. To my amazement they began to grow. I looked up and noticed Eiris the witch’s tree was covered in a gown of green leaves, and the bark on her tree had changed to a chocolate brown. The thick grey fog disappeared, the sky changed its colour to a clear bright blue, and even the sun was smiling. Eiris had used her magic to create this enchanted garden.
Carnevale! - Mike Lansdown
Outside, the downpour, squally and sudden, emptied the square in seconds. The pavement-artists scurried for shelter as a flock of pigeons erupted, then wheeled up and around the column, turning slowly from black to white and back again. And Nelson himself seemed to pull his cocked hat down, just a little more firmly, over his one, good, eye.
I stood in front of the picture, a mere arm’s length away,only vaguely aware of a hailstone melting gradually between my collar and my neck. Taking my handkerchief I dabbed the water from my face, breathed deeply twice, then closed my eyes.
It was the shouting and the music I noticed first. From down below, where the canal stretched away along a horizon of domes, flags and golden palace roofs, the voices rose to meet me, coarse, mercantile and urgent. Gondolas vied for best positions, each small manoeuvre met with an explosion of gesticulating arms and a barrage of invective that carried easily across the smooth surface of the waterway. Then, from all around me, voices of a different cut-singing, mixing and matching the music of street performers and the carousing of revellers: all ages, all shapes, all sizes.
I looked down sharply to my left, my arm grasped by a child who leered and gurned as he performed for me a grotesque ballet; then whipped my eyes to the right as a hand ,uninvited, thrust itself into the pocket of my trousers. The eyes that met me stared deep into mine and the smell of stale wine suffused the short air between us. ‘Carnevale!’ said the mouth below the mask, silver, and adorned with long plumes of the same bright hue, as if this explained everything. Then she-then he-with lips the colour of rose petals, kissed me hard upon the cheeks before pirouetting into the throng, swirling, flowing, pouring across the bridge, disappearing into the Piazza San Marco. I steadied myself on the cool stone parapet, closed my eyes, and then was back…
‘Are you quite alright sir?’ It was a gallery security guard, his uniform dark-blue and crisp. ‘It’s just that you appear..,’ he looked at my face, ‘a little flushed.’
Allowing him to take me by the arm, I made my way to a hard bench in the middle of the floor, a student, sketchbook in hand, shoving up kindly as I sat down with a bump.
‘I’m fine,’ I assured the guard, ‘just feeling… a bit hot.’ I reached into my pocket for a handkerchief, silk, for visits to the gallery, but felt around in vain. It was not there, the pocket empty.
I sat, unspeaking, as the guard returned to his seat and the student resumed her drawing.
Now, I accept that time-travel is impossible, and I certainly don’t believe in magic.
But just for a moment.
Secrets - Pauline Watson
“Pick that up, you dirty little toe rag.” The boys laughed, made a finger gesture at Sally, threw more litter around and ran off shouting, “Catch us if you can old woman.”
Sally Webb sat at her open front door, wishing her wheelchair could sprout wings. She’d give those little devils what for, if only her legs worked. Facing her was a piece of communal land. Rose bushes choked by weeds, cans and cigarette packets sandwiched between any remaining flowers. The upturned bench, long since vandalised, clung to secrets shared with her dear friend Joan. How dare she die and leave her!
Chipping more paint as she backed into her flat, Sally wheeled into the bedroom. On the dresser was a wooden box carved with curious figures and markings. Her grandmother had been custodian of the box until her death, but many previous generations had felt its power. With shaking hands Sally took the key from around her neck, opened the box and removed the contents. During her ownership she had used the book once, and it didn’t work then. She was determined to try and improve what life she had left. Finding the correct page Sally read aloud the appropriate spell. Drained, she fell asleep.
The other inhabitants of Yew Tree Close had exhausted their efforts with the Council. Except for grass mowing, nothing would be done, there was no money. Things had to change. The local youths had hijacked the space, they were bored, nowhere else to go.
Annie Thomas at number twenty four had taken charge of the residents. A meeting was arranged for that evening. They decided it was time to act. Saturday night was the target.
The Council had prohibited the friends and neighbours to interfere. Undeterred, they filled the beds with bushes and flowers. Two vandal proof benches were securely anchored, all this achieved with minimal lighting and virtually in silence.
“Tea up, and bacon butties for those that want.” Word spread quickly round the working party. Alf Robinson, unable to do manual work had provided an early breakfast. “Grand job everybody, it looks amazing. We’ll have to keep a watch out for those yobs, don’t want them to spoil it all.”
“Thought we’d ask them to help maintain it.” Kenny Cole had suddenly grown two heads. “give them something to do, help them gain some pride in a project.”
“You’ve got a point there Kenny, it might just work,” said Alf passing him another ketchup oozing sandwich.
They all agreed that Annie was the best person to approach the lads, she was good with youngsters, had five boys of her own, all left home and doing well for themselves.
It wasn’t until Sunday afternoon that Sally opened her front door. She gasped in astonishment at the vision before her.
“Oh my gawd, I actually made a magic spell work after all these years, granny would be so proud.” More chipped paint materialised before Sally went to put the kettle on to celebrate.
Harrington Trophy Literature Competition Results 2016
The Harrington Art and Literature competitions in conjunction with Watford Area Arts Forum form part of these celebrations and we were delighted to host the literature results event on Monday evening. Linda Spurr, creative writing tutor had kindly shortlisted the entries to a top 10, which were then circulated to the three judges, Richard Harrington MP, Watford’s elected Mayor, Baroness Thornhill and Melanie Anglesey, Features Editor of The Watford Observer. Following their results, a scoring system was put in place and the winning votes were cast. At this stage all the entries were anonymous.
On Monday evening nearly 30 people attended with apologies from some of the entrants, we were delighted that Linda was on hand to talk through the entries and provide comments.
Below are the finalists with only the top three in place order:
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|Writer's Blockade||Rob Summers||1st|
|All the World's a Stage||Paul White||3rd|
|Something Wicked||Jan Rees|| |
|Loyalty Binds Me||Cynthia Marsh|| |
|The Bard's Watford Secret||Mike Conlan|| |
|Living Ophelia||Carolyn Storey|| |
|A Tragedy of Errors||Trevor Spinage|| |
|The Lost Folio||Penny Rowland|| |
Kiss Me Kate
The entries will be on display in Watford Museum until the 25th June when a presentation will take place, the will also be published on the Watford Observer website. Further displays by Watford Council to be confirmed.
Congratulations to everyone that took part, a very high standard this year. Thank you to the judges and to Richard Harrington for donating the cash prizes.
Writer's Block - Rob Summers
With an anguished howl and explosive blot of ink young Will Shakespeare threw down his quill.
Pacing the floorboards of his lodgings he stopped in front of a mirror.
'A story!' he shouted at his reflection. 'I swear that if I possessed a great kingdom I would give it willingly for a story,..anything to unshackle me from this cursed Writer's Blockade.'
'Oh, do stop being such a great tart,Will.'
Ned Goodfellow,Will's childhood friend, yawned. 'You know as well as I that it will come, it always does.'
'No buts Will. I suggest you see me onto the Stratford coach and then go for a damned good drink and see what the morrow brings.'
After a drunken farewell, Will weaved through the busy streets of London on a midsummer's night. Halfway down a lane, in the warm dusk, a beautiful young girl was leaning from the balcony of a warehouse, whispering unheard words to a dark haired boy gazing adoringly up at her.
'Love's young dream,' a watching Will mused to himself and headed into a tavern where his advice was sought by Thomas Dogberry, the signwriter.
'I am commissioned by Sir Walter Raleigh to paint the signage for his new tobacco and coffee shop,' Dogberry said. 'It is to be called 'Hubble Bubble' after all the infernal pipes and paraphernalia associated with this strange smoking practise. Now the problem is Will, are these words spelled with two B's or not two B's?
'Two B's or not to B's?' Will pondered the question before draining his tankard and banging it down on the bar. 'Unquestionably Thomas, it is two B's! Landlord!'
It was purple dark as he unsteadily left the tavern. Passing a courtyard he watched three drunken old crones stirring a great pot of steaming washing, their faces thrown into shape-shifting malevolent masks by the flickering shadows of their fire.
'Hubble bubble,' he giggled drunkenly as he continued. 'Hubble bubble... '
In Cheapside a man declared 'Kiss me Kate!' to his pretty companion as Will entered The Seven Stars where his friend Francis Bacon beckoned him.
'Will! Come hither and lend me your ears,' he called. 'I have gossip!'
It was a stupendously drunk Will who collapsed into a deep, tempest of a dream that night.
At first he was in an enormous, bubbling cauldron crying out, 'A story, a story, my kingdom for a story!' whilst the three old crones stirred the great pot chanting, 'Hubble bubble, Hubble bubble...' and then silver moonlight fell like a silent curtain as the beautiful young girl on the balcony whispered down to him 'Will,Will, wherefore art thou Will?' and he was born aloft by two giant bees into her arms declaring 'Kiss me Kate!' but when she she leaned towards him her face transformed into one of the old crones, lips puckered and...
With a scream and a great bump Will fell out of bed. He lay there thinking.
And then William Shakespeare, picking up his quill, began to write.
Curse.com - Sally Campbell
The day was foul. Although hidden away in their basement, the trolls could still sense the stormy air as another colleague skulked into the office.
“They’re coming,” said the nondescript troll as he took his place at a workstation, “I saw them as I crossed the heath. They were looking murderous”.
The door crashed open and one hundred heads stood to frightened attention, each troll trying to look as inconspicuous as his neighbour. All three sisters stood there, their usually immaculate hair plastered across their faces and droplets of rain sliding down their taut skin.
“What are you looking at? Get back to work”.
It seemed to their employees that they spoke as one. They swept past their workers into a private office at the back of the room. The blinds were lowered. The door was slammed shut. The trolls were certain something was brewing.
The sisters were revelling in the power they’d assumed since the launch of Curse.com. It was a simple concept: “Your trouble, our toil”. They were the orchestrators of evil, generating wealth out of their clients’ cowardice. Even they had been surprised at the speed of success. The company already employed banks of trolls, hunched over screens, channelling their clients’ hatred.
They had to move quickly once they’d hunted down their prey. An abusive comment; a threat of violence; posting compromising photos – whatever would disturb or discredit their victim. It all depended on the product the client had ordered. Then, as quickly as they’d appeared, they would vanish, using their multiple identities to evade detection. They were visible only to their paymasters.
Masked by the blinds, the sisters scrabbled round nervously, pulling back hair and straightening suits in an effort to make themselves presentable.
“Call her up,” barked the eldest sister, “we’re already late”.
Seconds later the face of their Director appeared on a screen glowering over them from its position on the wall. “What’s kept you? Didn’t I say how important this was?”
Now sheepish, the sisters looked up at the screen. “There’s no time to waste. I’ve received the order and it’s our most ambitious yet.”
The sisters craned towards the screen, pricking up their ears. They absorbed every detail of what they were told. No notes were taken, no evidence left behind.
As the screen went to black the sisters exchanged gleeful looks, their minds already planning how they would spend the hefty commission this job would earn them. But this wasn’t a simple dose of hate administered to an unsuspecting victim. They needed to get under his skin, discover the dark impulses driving him. Only then would they be able to bend him to the will of their client.
Their eyes were overcome with a look of icy determination as they set to work, focussed on one thing only: the downfall of Macbeth.
All The World’s a Stage…Paul White
‘Wilt thou be gone? It is not yet near day.’ Which, in a few words, sums up exactly why you don’t want your wife of twenty odd years taking up amateur dramatics. I mean what sort of answer is that? You’re fruitlessly rummaging about for some underwear on a cold, dark, November morning and you ask, quite reasonably, ‘where have you hidden my boxers?’ A simple enough question and one that prior to Susan being cast as the oldest ‘Juliet’ in town by the local am-dram society would have elicited a simple enough answer. But not now, oh no, now every sentence has to be delivered with a Shakespearean flourish and include so many ‘betwixts’ and ‘henceforths’ that a normal conversation proves nigh on impossible. Which begs the question, why does she think that I’ll understand it any better at 5 o’clock in the morning, when I’m stark naked and bent double over a chest of drawers?
Apparently Susan’s luvvie leanings are entirely my fault. It would seem, unbeknown to me, that the romance had somehow escaped from our marriage and she felt that an interest outside of our flat would ‘reignite the spark.’ Enter Justin, local am-dram director come smarmy chip shop owner and two large cod and a portion of fries later my wife is suddenly thirteen years of age again. Needless to say greasy Justin wasted no time in trying to inveigle himself and was soon battering my abilities as a husband with almost the same frequency as his fish. Culminating in a particularly nasty accusation that I was unsupportive of Susan’s acting aspirations, something I vehemently denied, mainly because I wasn’t even aware she had aspirations, acting or otherwise.
But, there comes a time when you have to fight fire with fire, or at the very least be prepared to get your matches out, and so one wet Wednesday evening, library book in hand, I stood beneath our balcony for over half an hour, loudly yondering to my Juliet about soft lights and broken windows. Not that she heard a word of it of course, not with us living on the eleventh floor, but as I always say, it’s the thought that counts. It certainly counted when Justin turned up halfway through my performance and challenged my interpretation of the part. I’ve got to say under the circumstances I thought a police caution was very fair considering the swelling on his nose.
On the plus side, old Mrs Smith in Flat 2 thought my Romeo was wonderful and has taken to winking at me every time I see her, but then who knew her first name actually is Juliet? As for Susan, she’s talking to me again now and since greasy Justin has given up the director’s chair, I’ve taken a non-speaking role as third courtier from the left. Who knows, henceforth, maybe we can reignite that spark. ‘For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo’
Other Shortlisted Stories
Something Wicked……Jan Rees
More sinned against than sinning, this was always known
She’d married him for love, but ended up alone.
He’d married her for money and cheated on her too
So when she had discovered this she pondered what to do.
Of course she could divorce him, but that would take some time
She couldn’t live with the pretence and so she turned to crime.
She could stab him, she could shoot him but couldn’t face the mess.
It had to be a method that he would never guess.
Something quick and easy, something swift and sure
So poison in his coffee and he would cheat no more.
Soon she was arrested, with forensics on the case
The evidence was damning, things moved at quite a pace.
More in sorrow than in anger the jury made their choice.
The foreman had the verdict, they had spoken with one voice.
The judge inclined to clemency, the sentence wasn’t life,
But still a certain price is owed by every vengeful wife.
The limits of her prison life sometimes drove her mad,
But thinking of it overall it really wasn’t bad.
She had time to read and study and took her first degree
And what she concentrated on was Ancient History.
She found it fascinating, and planned, on her release,
A trip to several ancient sites in Italy and Greece.
Meantime her new companions opened up her mind
Stony hearted villains of the bloody minded kind.
She often thought good riddance when returning to her cell
But no-one here could break her heart or make her life such hell.
She learned that many prisoners were victims just like her
But driven there by different tides, a different force majeure.
She listened to their stories and found them hard to take
Poverty and violence and people on the make.
Born into loveless families and no success at school
Small wonder that between them they had broken every rule.
All this set her thinking of what had brought her here
Her childhood was idyllic, not marred by debt or fear
Privilege and plenty, not hardship or abuse
It seemed her jealous anger was still her lone excuse.
The slings and arrows in her life were few and far between
Her marriage was the only blot upon a tranquil scene.
Her dreams of home and children had vanished with her crime
But perhaps her wealth could do some good while she served her time.
She set her lawyer straight to work, her mind was clear and firm
A half-way house she had in mind for those who’d served their term.
And in this way she found some peace, could sleep perchance to dream
Could contemplate her later years involved in her new scheme
And so she faced the days ahead, accepting of her fate
And thinking of the day that she’d walk through that open gate.
Loyalty Binds Me - Cynthia Marsh
I whimpered when he picked up his helmet and made to leave the tent.
He looked down and caressed my head.
‘Ralph’, he said to the youngest of his squires. ‘This hound will follow me if he is not tied up. I want you to stay and see he does not escape.’
‘Sire, I want to fight with you.’
Richard smiled at the boy’s disappointment.
I strained at the leash as I watched my master stride out into the harsh sunlight. Every muscle and sinew of my body ached to stay by his side, but I knew I must obey.
Ralph and I followed at a distance as Richard led his army to the top of a hill that looked down on where Tudor had amassed his troops.
I had never been close to a battle before. The air filled with the noise of cannon, screaming men and terrified horses. The copper tang of blood mingled with the stench of spilled guts in the warm air.
Ralph paled, no longer sorry he was forbidden to take part.
His grip on my leash loosened as men fell in the heavy fighting. Norfolk, leading Richard’s vanguard, pushed the enemy back but could go no further.
A trumpet rang out.
Richard spurred his horse, White Surrey, down the hill and led his men into the thick of the battle. He fought his way to within feet of where Tudor cowered, surrounded by his bodyguard.
‘Betrayed! Why has Northumberland not attacked? Where is Stanley?’
I reared onto my hind legs as White Surrey fell, wounded. Richard staggered to his feet.
‘A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!’ he cried, as his knights strove to reach him.
I could wait no longer. I pulled free and raced down the hill; my eyes fixed on the crown on Richard’s helmet. I would not let anything or anyone stop me. He was fighting alone now; his companions all slain.
Seconds before I reached him, a sword sliced his shoulder. He dropped to his knees as the blows rained down. Even after he fell they slashed and tore; driven by their hate.
My master was dead. I stood over his body and howled. I wanted to rend the universe with the agony of my loss.
‘Get rid of that dog!’
Tudor walked towards me.
‘Like too many Englishmen, its loyalty is misplaced,’ he mocked.
I growled and bared my teeth. The soldiers kept back, until one swung a mace against my head.
Thrown off his body, I lay bleeding in the churned-up mud as Tudor grabbed the crown and placed it on his own head.
I was glad my vision blurred as they stripped his body and slung it naked over a horse.
My eyes closed. Every breath was torture; my body arched in pain.
Then a gentle hand stroked the bloodied fur away from my eyes.
‘Come, it’s time to go home,’ his familiar, beloved voice whispered in my ear.
The Bard’s Watford Secret - Mike Conlan
A sharp pain shot through my body as a hard object hit me between the shoulder blades. I fell to the ground and it was 10 minutes before I came round.
Panic swept over me… Shakespeare’s words had vanished.
24 hours earlier:
I was 24 years old, lanky with brown hair, bland features and a white collar shirt with blue chino trousers, the same age as Shakespeare in 1588. Unbeknown to me, I was walking into Watford in Shakespeare’s footsteps with my actor friends. Short on luck and money in the year of 2016, the 400 year anniversary of Shakespeare's untimely demise.
I shared Shakespeare’s love of tragic, funny storytelling. I have no fancy quill but I have imagination, passion and a smartphone.
My actor friends headed towards a Watford B&B. John, my best friend, asked me: “Are you coming with us?”
I responded: “I’ll see you later. You know me, I love local graveyards.”
“Ok mate, no probs.”
After sitting for several hours against a brown headstone inscribed with “To my beloved Anne Marie Hathaway. Loved by all”, I heard the noise of shovels on soil. It was 1am and I was certain that burials were only carried out during daylight. One of the men in black whispered to the other: "I've found it?" The other man responded: "Let me see?" I then heard the sound of shovel on flesh and bone.
This sickening noise was something I'd only heard as a sound effect in a horror play. I retched and the tall man in black with the killer shovel looked right at me. He walked towards me menacingly. I ran from the St Mary’s Church graveyard like I'd never ran before. I lost him in the maze of Watford streets.
I headed back to my B&B room. At 7am, I decided to head back to the graveyard to see what the tall man in black was looking for. I looked around the disturbed grave and saw a dirty piece of old looking paper. The body of the other man in black wasn’t there. I picked the paper up and started to read the scrawled, very old text.
It read: "I’m in a pretty village and I like this place and willingly waste my time in it. People will make assumption that I was uneducated. They will look for other explanations, other imposters to explain my work. Whatever happens with my stories, they are mine. Don’t be fooled by wicked lies and untruths. To thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. William Shakespeare.”
I fell to the ground in agony.
The tall man in black and William Shakespeare's words were gone.
I never told anyone. No one would have believed me. I knew the truth of Shakespeare and his time in our pretty Watford village.
And I remembered something scrawled on the tall man in black’s T-shirt. It read “Christopher Marlowe RULES OK.”
Living Ophelia - Carolyn Storey
"O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown...UGH," Paige threw her script aside. “Why can’t they talk proper English!?”
She leaned to catch a glimpse of the performance.
Katie Parsons as Queen Gertrude and Todd Benson as Hamlet were in the last stanzas of the Act.
Paige turned to the full length mirror and ruffled her pink gown. Perfect. Paige tip-toed out, behind the big drawn curtains, (careful not to disturb the play going on in front
of them) and reached the bath sat in the centre of the stage.
Paige looked down at the still icy water and the colourful fake flowers bobbing on the surface.
She took a deep breath. Paige Hoxton was about to get her big starring moment...!
“You’d better take your place-”
Paige jumped to find horrid old drama teacher Miss Tovik behind her. She squirmed as Miss Tovik crept right up to her and narrowed her eyes.
“You are Ophelia,” she whispered. “Ophelia is heartbroken by Hamlet’s rejection. When she lays in the river she is so consumed with sadness she becomes the water. And she drowns...very happily.”
“Shut up,” Paige hissed. “All I want is to have everyone see me in a lush dress and looking totes
amaze. That’s the only reason I took part in this stupid ancient play-”
“Stupid play?” Miss Tovik seethed. “Shakespeare’s heroines are as relevant now as four hundred
years ago. Heartbreak is ALWAYS relevant. You young vain girls don’t know heartbreak. You have to know sadness to play Ophelia.”
The crone pulled a silver cuff from her pocket and she shoved it onto Paige’s wrist.
“This ought to help you embrace Ophelia,” she whispered resentfully. “..Break a leg.” And she
smiled, then disappeared to the wings.
Paige felt shaken. That was weird even for Miss Tovik. Paige looked at the silver cuff.
Everything went quiet. This was it!
Paige climbed into the bath and lay with her eyes closed, as directed.
And she was pleasantly surprised to find the water was hot, not freezing!
She sighed as she enjoyed the warming sensation of the water encasing her and her gown
“So fast they follow / your sister's drown'd, Laertes-“ Kate Parsons recited.
Paige heard the audience babbling, enthralled. Right now her face was being projected onto the
back wall of the stage.
Everyone in school would remember her for this. Paige Foxton as Ophelia. Paige tried not to smile!
But then, Paige felt a tingling coming from the cuff.
Suddenly, she felt unwell. Not sick, but some sort of...emptiness. From deep inside her soul.
Then, Paige felt her head sinking. Her ears went under the water. The water crept over her
cheeks. And over her lips, and her nose. She was completely submerged. And she was sinking down still.
Perhaps she should move?
But Paige didn’t want to move. This feeling inside her was so debilitating, and the water was so, so warm... No. She was quite happy to simply lay here...in the water.
A Tragedy of Errors - Trevor Spinage
‘There you are, Will. I didn't know you frequented this ale house.'
‘Oh, hello, Dick. Yes, I come here sometimes when I need a bit of inspiration. But what are you doing here?'
'Looking for you,' said Dick. 'I was wondering how the new play is coming on. It must be nearly finished by now.’
'The new play, yes,' replied Will. He took a swig from his tankard. 'I'm afraid it’s not going very well at all, it’s nowhere near finished. In fact, to be perfectly honest, I haven’t written a single word.’
‘What!' exclaimed Dick. 'We're supposed to start rehearsals in five days’ time. I thought you had the whole plot worked out weeks ago.’
‘I did,' confirmed Will. 'That’s not where the difficulty lies. It’s the characters; or rather one of them in particular. You see, I was sitting in this very tavern last month trying to finalise the scenes of the play, but I couldn't concentrate because of the noise being made by a group of men at the next table. They had obviously had too much to drink. One of them was drunker than the rest and kept shouting for more ale. Then, much to the amusement of his friends, he let out the loudest burp I've ever heard. And that was it. I knew then that I had to include him as a character in the new play; a typical boozy Englishman. I even came with up a perfect name for him.’
Dick was puzzled. ‘So, what’s the problem?’
'Well, in the first place, the play isn’t set in England, is it?’
‘That’s true.' Dick thought for a minute. 'I know,' he said. 'Why not have him just visiting. He could be an Englishman abroad, there’s got to be plenty of scope for comedy there.’
Will shook his head. 'That brings up the other difficulty. The play is supposed to be a tragedy, not a comedy.'
'I'm sure you could squeeze one little light hearted scene in somewhere.'
‘I thought about that,' explained Will, 'but whichever way I try to fit him in it doesn’t work. He sticks out like a sore thumb. I can’t come up with any convincing dialogue he can have with the other characters or even think of a plausible explanation as to why he’s in Denmark in the first place.’
'Ok then, Will,' said an exasperated Dick, ‘it's obvious. Just leave him out. Put him into another play.’
‘I suppose that's the sensible thing to do, but I really don’t want to do that. He’s such a fun character with a really great name.’
‘What did you say you called him?’ enquired Dick.
‘Sir Toby Belch.’
‘Ah.' Dick smiled. 'I think I see your dilemma now. He'll never fit into the play with a name like that.’
‘I know,' sighed Will, ‘but I just can’t make my mind up. Should I include Toby Belch in Hamlet or should I leave him out? Toby or not Toby that is the question.’
The Lost Folio - Penelope Rowland
There has always been a mystery as to where William Shakespeare was between the years of 1585 and 1592. Not only was this time lost, but it is probable that some papers were lost too.
This folio, the draft of a story, was only found in April 2016. Buried under the ruins of our greatly-loved but now demolished Charter Place, it may offer an explanation.
A traveller on the banks of a river looks up and down stream for a bridge.
“ How shall I cross this river?” he grumbles shifting his heavy pack on to his shoulder. “I shall have to wade through it.”
The water seems shallow but his boots weigh him down; his cloak floats on the water. Suddenly, he slips into a deep pothole.
“Why do they not repair the roads?” he complains as he stumbles forwards. “ I cannot feel the bottom,” His limbs are thrashing. “Help, help,” he calls frantically. “ Oh please, someone, deliver me from certain drowning.”
A horseman gallops up to the water’s edge.
“What ails thee traveller?“ he asks.
“The water is deep and cold; my pack heavy; I cannot swim,” our traveller splutters.
The horseman leads his horse into the water and pulls the traveller to his feet.
Shaking the water off angrily, the traveller steps on to the firm opposite bank.
“What treacherous water is this that nearly caused my undoing? What ford is this?”
“What ford? Watford. “ Why does the horseman answer in riddles the traveller wonders.
“ I think you need some sustenance after your dunking,” the rescuer declares. “Let us sample some of this town’s well-renowned ale,” and they stagger up the gentle slope of the High Street passing timber houses to left and right.
“This church, should I not go in and offer a thanksgiving for deliverance?” They bow their heads as they pass the door of St Mary’s.
“A pint of ale first,” the rescuer points to the Saracen’s Head opposite the church.
“I still have coins,” the traveller reaches for his wet purse. “But where in this town can I find a place to lay my weary head?” He glances at the charming alms-houses beside the church.
“I know the very place,” the rescuer proclaims. “ I have room to spare at my own home. It is but a mile or so from here.”
“What manner of place is yours?” the traveller asks anxiously.
“I have new, fine rooms a plenty, fifty six in total. There’s even a brewery where we may continue to make merry,” his friend replies and leads him through parkland and orchard to the “fair and large” house at Cassiobury
Though Public House is buried beneath sad BHS,
St Mary’s Church with almshouses stands there still, oh yes.
So was it William Shakespeare who met that noble Lord,
And found a refuge when he crossed that ford?
Alas the potholes cause us still to swerve and slip
Whene’er through Watford we must take a trip.
Kiss Me Kate - Brian Bold
Andy decided no Valentine card was necessary this year. It wasn’t worth wasting money on a pointless gesture. His latest marriage, to Kate, had only a month to run and they’d already given each other five-star ratings. This parting, more than any other, would be such sweet sorrow, he’d miss her beauty, humour and minestrone soup. But business was business.
When Fixed-Term Marriages became legal, and traded on eBay’s dating site, Andy saw the attraction of limited committment. “Live Long and Love Many” was a compelling offer. Not for everyone, of course, but very popular with the younger generation. “Till death us do part” had a hollow ring now life expectancy was touching a hundred years.
For a while, Andy was a buyer and bought wives for looks and sex. Tinder and other dating apps made that easy. But he began to realise there was money to be made selling himself instead.
Passion, with chivalry, became the top marriage proposal, after the introduction of ex-partners’ comments on personal profiles. A string of positive reviews could inflate an eBay marriage price enormously. So Andy invested time in making himself attractive to mature women, with money, looking for a reliable lover.
I come to wive it wealthily in Watford
Initially, he sold annual marriages. They offered excitement and ended before the novelty wore off. Kate had been his first two-year marriage.
Although he worked out and was a Romeo in the bedroom, he needed to improve his gallantry skills. The Thoughtfulness App was a godsend when changing women so regularly. He never missed a birthday or anniversary. But more importantly, he was prompted to make unexpected romantic and thoughtful gestures. Without it, he wouldn’t have written poems, wore all the ties he was given or listened to his wives’ rants, occasionally. His “ideal-husband score” soared.
Now it was time to offer Andy Fairhead to the highest bidder again. His tender loving and considerate company would be available from April. He clicked onto his eBay account. No need to change the picture or his profile, they both worked a treat. But those glowing reviews were the real money in the bank.
Andy stared with horror at Kate’s new comment. His high rating, built over ten years, had been decimated by a Shakespearian quote.
Kate Smith: They do not love that do not show their love
“I spent two passionate years with this man. I loved him and thought he felt the same but he couldn’t even be bothered to send me a Valentine card.”
“Damn the woman,” Andy muttered, yet in his heart, he recognised his obsession with money had obscured the truth. He had found something more valuable with Kate.
He texted her with his own quote.
Kiss me, Kate, we shall be married on Sunday
“Let’s wed again, this time forever.”
Or as long as your money lasts, the old Andy thought.
Watford Live! 2015 Richard Harrington
Literature and Art Challenge
1st Place - The Seeker
By Carolyn Storey
“Many people wish to see Faeries. All you need to do is BELIEVE, and they will appear.”
That was the opening line in Jake’s new book: The Faerie Seekers’ Guidebook. Jake’s Grandad knew
he loved reading books about Magical beings. But this one – he told him - was the best yet: it could
teach you how to see Faeries!
“He’s eleven,” Jake’s Dad grumbled. “He’s starting secondary school soon, he should be doing
away with that rubbish.”
“He’s still young,” said his Grandad, winking at Jake. “The faeries are drawn to those who are
Now of course Jake, like everyone, knew that faeries can’t be real.
But he couldn’t help wondering. What if they were?
What if this book really could help him see the creatures he had always read about?
There was only one thing for it – he was going to put his book to the test!
The next day, he put on his wellingtons and went traipsing straight over to the park! In the park was a rolling meadow with a hidden stream, which was surrounded by towering trees that reached over, making a leafy canopy roof. And the brambles had completely overgrown all along the banks. It made Jake feel like he was cocooned in an enchanted gully.
So Jake sat at the edge of the riverbank and drew in a deep breath.
“Be silent, be still – BELIEVE.”
As the minutes ticked by Jake was begging for something to appear.
Like a Water Sprite suddenly jumping out of the murky river, or the beautiful Dryads –tree faeries – stepping out from tree trunks? Or maybe, The Pan himself would pop out from the nettles?
But two hours had passed, and nothing.
Jake was getting impatient, hungry and he was feeling very chilly. He stared idly at the peaty water. There was no magic here, just an overgrown, unloved river.
“Stupid.” He muttered. Who was he kidding? How could he be so pathetic at his age to believe a book could help people see faeries?
A flicker! A flash!
Jake’s heart jumped. He could see it, hovering, dancing in the air behind the mess of brambles! A glimmering, shimmering blue! – And... Orange too!
And then it stopped, sitting on a branch, deep in the shadows.
Jake was stunned to the spot. He tried desperately to make out the thing between the branches, but it was just too far away, and it was too dark now!
Jake reached for his phone to take a photo. -Oh no! He’d switched it off!
Jake couldn’t wait. Every second counted. He had to get a better look -
And then, it was gone.
That evening, as he trudged home across the meadows, Jake was utterly mystified. He couldn’t stop asking himself: Was that really what he thought he saw?
“It had to be. I just had to.” Because there was one thing Jake definitely was sure of:
There’s NO such thing as “flashy- blue-glimmering-orange-birds” living by rivers in Britain.